When at Davidson

when i joined an eating house

Expectation

Reality

when I’m studying in the library and people are being really loud

when i walk up the hill

I’m like

when pledging starts

And the frat guys look at the freshmen guys like

when i’m deciding what shoes to wear out

And I pick heels

when a girl wears last nights outfit to commons brunch

Everyone looks at her like

when i have 3 tests in one day

when i got a good housing lottery number and told my friends

I was like

when i see pictures of me from last night on facebook

I look at them like

when i turn in a paper at 4:59 thats due at 5

I’m like